The tenth year of Storymakers is underway, and I have to say, this has the making of being the best one yet. Seeing so many faces from the Blogosphere, in person, sure warms a writer's heart. Now, I had every intention of writing up an overview of yesterday, with pictures and all that good stuff, but ... I can't. A Bad Unicorn ate my post!
It wasn't Max Spencer's
idea to fight robots, lead an army, or save the world—it just so
happens that he's the only living person who can read the most
fantastical book ever written: The Codex of Infinite Knowability. The
Codex is no ordinary book, and among other things, it describes a
unicorn named Princess the Destroyer.
Princess the Destroyer is no ordinary unicorn. She loves nothing more than hunting down, killing, and eating other creatures. After all, what's the point of having a sharp horn on your forehead if you don't use it for destructive purposes? And right now Princess has a very definite purpose: Find Max and retrieve the lost Codex for an evil sorcerer and his mysterious master. If she can do that, she's been promised an all-the-humans-you-can-eat buffet in Texas.
Stuck in another world and with a carnivorous unicorn on his trail, Max must find the courage to save himself, his friends, and, oh yeah...the entire human race.
Princess the Destroyer is no ordinary unicorn. She loves nothing more than hunting down, killing, and eating other creatures. After all, what's the point of having a sharp horn on your forehead if you don't use it for destructive purposes? And right now Princess has a very definite purpose: Find Max and retrieve the lost Codex for an evil sorcerer and his mysterious master. If she can do that, she's been promised an all-the-humans-you-can-eat buffet in Texas.
Stuck in another world and with a carnivorous unicorn on his trail, Max must find the courage to save himself, his friends, and, oh yeah...the entire human race.
(From Goodreads)
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I'm just mess'n with ya. I'm beat after hosting a dinner gathering, that and I forgot to put a new battery in my camera. Epic failure!
But what isn't epic failure is Mr. Platte F. Clark, the fearless team leader for my Publication Primer group. Far from it. I just had to give a Shout-Out to him and his hilarious MG book that some call the fantasy equivalent of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
And here I thought I was done buying books this year ...
No worries, space cadets! I'll be back Monday with a full recap of awesome. That is, if the leftover pizza doesn't kill me first ...
I'm David, and FYI ... Codex just means "very old book."
Not all unicorns are good, you know!
ReplyDeleteWho would win between Bad Unicorn, Bad Santa, or Bad Teacher?
ReplyDeleteThat is one mean unicorn.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness what would my unicorns think of this chap! Have never thought of them as bad before.
ReplyDeleteBad Unicorn -- can't help thinking of Cabin in the Woods! And guess what? You picked my cover art winner, so shoot me an email to claim your prize: flowomiles AT hotmail.com
ReplyDeleteUnicorns are just getting meaner. Where are the sweet ones?
ReplyDeleteOh man! Every year I want to get out to Storymakers, and every year I sigh, take a step back and assure myself, "One day." Thanks for sharing, and have a blast!
ReplyDeleteHey, my brother lives in Texas. Texas is pretty big, the unicorn might not get everyone, right?
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the review post.
This changes my whole perception of unicorns as being glittery and rainbowy!
ReplyDeleteHave fun at the conference, David.
ReplyDeleteSo great to see you here, and the dinner was a blast. You are so great for putting it on with Jennie!
ReplyDeleteThat cover is awesome and the book sounds great. It is like Bad Santa all over again. lol.
ReplyDeleteThat dinner with bloggers sounds so cool. Hope you guys had a great time.
I can't wait to read your recap. Have fun.
ReplyDeleteAlso looking forward to hearing how it all went - and lovin' it that you forgot to charge the camera battery.
ReplyDeleteDPK = Not a Borg :)
sounds like fun! and funny! bet you had a blast!
ReplyDeleteand i am geeked about enders game too (from your trailer post)
Aw, love to know how it went!
ReplyDeleteSaw lots of pictures on FB from everybody. It always looks like a great time, and the topics are so relevant.
ReplyDeleteBad Unicorn is awesome!
ReplyDeleteI want to read it!
ReplyDeleteAllison (Geek Banter)