Thursday, November 8, 2012

Hiatus: Attack of the Nose Creatures from Space!


Hey guys!

I think tiny little aliens have landed in my nose and are using their death rays to turn my brains into scrambled eggs. Kinda came out of nowhere, and I'm having a tough time thinking coherently (ever heard of the man-cold? It's serious business - don't mess with it).

So I have to take a short leave of absence to recruit what's left of my WCICU (White Cell Infection Control Unit) and lead them into battle to liberate the land of My-Noggin from these vicious invaders. It's going to be a "bloody" battle, I think. Not gonna be pretty.

If I'm not back to announce the super secret blogfest on the 19th, you'll know my army has lost the battle. But we'll win this battle.

*applies war paint*

 They may take my nose, but they will never take ... MY BODY!

*charge*

Update - I'm pleased as punch that you guys liked my I'm Thankful for my Readers blogfest entry and am shell shocked that I won. Thank you a googolplex-times over! You guys are the best.

Crazy how timing comes into play, doesn't it?

I'm David, and I need to write my posts in advance again!

36 comments:

  1. November 19! That gives you three extra days of battle.
    And congratulations on winning the Thankful for my Readers Blogfest.

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  2. Congratulations on winning the Thankful for my Readers blogfest! I hope you feel better soon.

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  3. Hopefully you get better soon. Those man-colds are tough.

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  4. See, with men a cold is an epic battle. For women it's tea, Tylenol and carry on. I want to be a man in my next life and see sickness as and adventurous battle. ;) Hope you feel better soon.

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  5. Oh, Yes! What Julie Luek said! ^^ LOL

    Congratulations on the win and hope you get better fast. (:

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  6. Congrats on the win it was well deserved. Hope you are feeling better real soon :)

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    1. There's an award over at my blog for you when you feel well enough :) Keep fighting those little invaders!

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  7. ah man, those nose invaders do suck. Hope you feel better soon! drink lots of water!
    Nutschell
    www.thewritingnut.com

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  8. Your thankful post was awesome. WCICU love it. Feel better soon.

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  9. Hope you feel better soon! And it's been a while since I've been to your blog--I like the new look! Congrats on winning the blogfest. :D

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  10. Okay David. Not, I'm expecting to see the first draft of the MG novel Attack of the Nos Creatures in about two months. The way you worked this post, I swear it would work and be hysterically awesome! Seriously.

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  11. Congrats! Your poem was awesome! Feel better soon :)

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  12. werent you just sick? or maybe it was a vacation...maybe thats how you got sick...well, take care of yourself!!

    hope you're feeling well soon!!

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  13. David, I had a dream that I called you on the phone and you were all weird with me because you thought I was stalking you. It was funny.

    Anyhoo, congrats on your win!

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  14. *hands over chicken soup* Hope you feel better.

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  15. Feel better soon! And congrats on winning the blogfest. :)

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  16. What are these advanced postings of which you speak? Congrats on the blogfest win! And feel better!

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  17. Hope your troops rally and you feel better soon! Congrats on winning - the pie story was epic.

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  18. I hope you feel better soon. Make sure you get all those little aliens, they can be sneaky. Congratulations on the win.

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  19. I hate when aliens invade my nostrils! LOL! Hope you feel better soon.

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  20. Congrats on the winning but no bueno on being sicko!!

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  21. FEEL BETTER SOON! And great job on winning!

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  22. I hope you've won the battle by now. If not, you must be absolutely exhausted.

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  23. Prescheduled posts used to be my way of life and now...fail.

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  24. Get well soon, David. Your humor is a boost whenever I come to this site.

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  25. I've tagged you for something. Feel free to stop by if you're so inclined!

    http://lgkeltner.blogspot.com/2012/11/good-news-and-u-got-look.html

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  26. Haha. I enjoy your posts, David. Glad I found your blog!

    Allison (Geek Banter)

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  27. A man-cold?! Terrifying! Stand strong and get well soon, General!

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  28. You always crack me up, David. Feel better.

    :)

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