Hey guys!
I think tiny little aliens have landed in my nose and are using their death rays to turn my brains into scrambled eggs. Kinda came out of nowhere, and I'm having a tough time thinking coherently (ever heard of the man-cold? It's serious business - don't mess with it).
So I have to take a short leave of absence to recruit what's left of my WCICU (White Cell Infection Control Unit) and lead them into battle to liberate the land of My-Noggin from these vicious invaders. It's going to be a "bloody" battle, I think. Not gonna be pretty.
If I'm not back to announce the super secret blogfest on the 19th, you'll know my army has lost the battle. But we'll win this battle.
*applies war paint*
They may take my nose, but they will never take ... MY BODY!
*charge*
Update - I'm pleased as punch that you guys liked my I'm Thankful for my Readers blogfest entry and am shell shocked that I won. Thank you a googolplex-times over! You guys are the best.
Crazy how timing comes into play, doesn't it?
I'm David, and I need to write my posts in advance again!
November 19! That gives you three extra days of battle.
ReplyDeleteAnd congratulations on winning the Thankful for my Readers Blogfest.
Correction noted - thank you, sir! :)
DeleteFeel better soon! :(
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on winning the Thankful for my Readers blogfest! I hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteHopefully you get better soon. Those man-colds are tough.
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel better soon David!!
ReplyDeleteSee, with men a cold is an epic battle. For women it's tea, Tylenol and carry on. I want to be a man in my next life and see sickness as and adventurous battle. ;) Hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteOh, Yes! What Julie Luek said! ^^ LOL
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on the win and hope you get better fast. (:
Congrats on the win it was well deserved. Hope you are feeling better real soon :)
ReplyDeleteThere's an award over at my blog for you when you feel well enough :) Keep fighting those little invaders!
DeleteI hope that you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteah man, those nose invaders do suck. Hope you feel better soon! drink lots of water!
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Your thankful post was awesome. WCICU love it. Feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better soon! And it's been a while since I've been to your blog--I like the new look! Congrats on winning the blogfest. :D
ReplyDeleteOkay David. Not, I'm expecting to see the first draft of the MG novel Attack of the Nos Creatures in about two months. The way you worked this post, I swear it would work and be hysterically awesome! Seriously.
ReplyDeleteDufus me, not "Not"...Now le sigh.
DeleteCongrats! Your poem was awesome! Feel better soon :)
ReplyDeletewerent you just sick? or maybe it was a vacation...maybe thats how you got sick...well, take care of yourself!!
ReplyDeletehope you're feeling well soon!!
David, I had a dream that I called you on the phone and you were all weird with me because you thought I was stalking you. It was funny.
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo, congrats on your win!
*hands over chicken soup* Hope you feel better.
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon! And congrats on winning the blogfest. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat are these advanced postings of which you speak? Congrats on the blogfest win! And feel better!
ReplyDeleteHope your troops rally and you feel better soon! Congrats on winning - the pie story was epic.
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel better soon. Make sure you get all those little aliens, they can be sneaky. Congratulations on the win.
ReplyDeleteI hate when aliens invade my nostrils! LOL! Hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the winning but no bueno on being sicko!!
ReplyDeleteFEEL BETTER SOON! And great job on winning!
ReplyDeleteI hope you've won the battle by now. If not, you must be absolutely exhausted.
ReplyDeletePrescheduled posts used to be my way of life and now...fail.
ReplyDeleteOh I hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteGet well soon, David. Your humor is a boost whenever I come to this site.
ReplyDeleteGet your nose back!
ReplyDeleteTake care.
I've tagged you for something. Feel free to stop by if you're so inclined!
ReplyDeletehttp://lgkeltner.blogspot.com/2012/11/good-news-and-u-got-look.html
Haha. I enjoy your posts, David. Glad I found your blog!
ReplyDeleteAllison (Geek Banter)
A man-cold?! Terrifying! Stand strong and get well soon, General!
ReplyDeleteYou always crack me up, David. Feel better.
ReplyDelete:)