Sunday, September 4, 2011

Random Sauce: No Post On Sundays



I usually don't post on Sundays. But since it's Matt Hayes' Birthday, and because he asked, I'll make an exception. Just don't expect a letter from Hogwarts.


Here's a little present from all of us at The Cosmic Laire!

An Ode to Uncle Vernon:

Oh, Uncle Vernon. Your time is due.
They made a LEGO Mini-fig out of you!


Nothing speaks success like being made into plastic.
Don't try and hide it, though your hat looks fantastic!


You're famous for a nephew that you treat like a rat.
You infuriated him so much, he made Aunt Marge fat!

 
You think you're all bad, with guns and guts galore.
But you're forgetting one thing:


"Don't be diss'n Albus Dumbledore!"


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I'm David ... now where can I find some cake?

17 comments:

  1. Hahahaha! Thanks so much!

    Remind me to send you some cake... do you like lemon cake?

    -Matt

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  2. How funny! Happy Birthday Matt...

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  3. Nice. LOL. Will never see him in the same light again.

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  4. Happy birthday Matt, glad your birthday meant we all got a poem :-)

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  5. You made my day, David! And Happy Birthday to Matt.

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  6. Happy Birthday Matt. That was great David!

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  7. Well Birthday Wishes to Matt and YAY for the present we all got because of it :-) This was so great.

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  8. Happy Birthday Matt. Thank you David, this is a very entertaining post.

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  9. CUTE, that's all I have to say. I'm donating a huge, virtual chocolate cake to you. Zero calories. Enjoy.

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  10. Great post David. Thanks for making an exception to the Sunday rule. It was well worth it. Happy B-Day MATT! Let's have cake.

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  11. Success = made in plastic. :) Love it.

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  12. Hahahaha! That was FABULOUS! I loved it. One doesn't hear an ode to a minor character nearly often enough.

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  13. Woohoo! Happy B-day Matt Hayes! Cake sounds good.

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  14. Lol! That lego dude made my day:)

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