Sunday, September 4, 2011

Random Sauce: No Post On Sundays



I usually don't post on Sundays. But since it's Matt Hayes' Birthday, and because he asked, I'll make an exception. Just don't expect a letter from Hogwarts.


Here's a little present from all of us at The Cosmic Laire!

An Ode to Uncle Vernon:

Oh, Uncle Vernon. Your time is due.
They made a LEGO Mini-fig out of you!


Nothing speaks success like being made into plastic.
Don't try and hide it, though your hat looks fantastic!


You're famous for a nephew that you treat like a rat.
You infuriated him so much, he made Aunt Marge fat!

 
You think you're all bad, with guns and guts galore.
But you're forgetting one thing:


"Don't be diss'n Albus Dumbledore!"


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I'm David ... now where can I find some cake?
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17 comments:

  1. Matt HayesSeptember 4, 2011 at 8:09 AM

    Hahahaha! Thanks so much!

    Remind me to send you some cake... do you like lemon cake?

    -Matt

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  2. DRCSeptember 4, 2011 at 8:12 AM

    How funny! Happy Birthday Matt...

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  3. E. ArroyoSeptember 4, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    Nice. LOL. Will never see him in the same light again.

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  4. Sarah TokeleySeptember 4, 2011 at 10:17 AM

    Happy birthday Matt, glad your birthday meant we all got a poem :-)

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  5. Donna K. WeaverSeptember 4, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    You made my day, David! And Happy Birthday to Matt.

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  6. Jenny S. MorrisSeptember 4, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    Happy Birthday Matt. That was great David!

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  7. Krista McLaughlinSeptember 4, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    That was very funny! :)

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  8. Alleged AuthorSeptember 4, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    This is great!

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  9. Abby FowersSeptember 4, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    LOL. Love it!

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  10. Angela BrownSeptember 4, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    Well Birthday Wishes to Matt and YAY for the present we all got because of it :-) This was so great.

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  11. UnknownSeptember 4, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    Happy Birthday Matt. Thank you David, this is a very entertaining post.

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  12. Catherine StineSeptember 5, 2011 at 9:53 AM

    CUTE, that's all I have to say. I'm donating a huge, virtual chocolate cake to you. Zero calories. Enjoy.

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  13. The Writing WellSeptember 5, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    Great post David. Thanks for making an exception to the Sunday rule. It was well worth it. Happy B-Day MATT! Let's have cake.

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  14. LibbySeptember 5, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    Success = made in plastic. :) Love it.

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  15. Peggy EddlemanSeptember 6, 2011 at 7:10 AM

    Hahahaha! That was FABULOUS! I loved it. One doesn't hear an ode to a minor character nearly often enough.

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  16. Carolyn VSeptember 6, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    Woohoo! Happy B-day Matt Hayes! Cake sounds good.

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  17. MarkSeptember 6, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    Lol! That lego dude made my day:)

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