I think tiny little aliens have landed in my nose and are using their death rays to turn my brains into scrambled eggs. Kinda came out of nowhere, and I'm having a tough time thinking coherently (ever heard of the man-cold? It's serious business - don't mess with it).
So I have to take a short leave of absence to recruit what's left of my WCICU (White Cell Infection Control Unit) and lead them into battle to liberate the land of My-Noggin from these vicious invaders. It's going to be a "bloody" battle, I think. Not gonna be pretty.
If I'm not back to announce the super secret blogfest on the 19th, you'll know my army has lost the battle. But we'll win this battle.
*applies war paint*
They may take my nose, but they will never take ... MY BODY!
Update - I'm pleased as punch that you guys liked my I'm Thankful for my Readers blogfest entry and am shell shocked that I won. Thank you a googolplex-times over! You guys are the best.
Crazy how timing comes into play, doesn't it?
I'm David, and I need to write my posts in advance again!