I usually don't post on Sundays. But since it's Matt Hayes' Birthday, and because he asked, I'll make an exception. Just don't expect a letter from Hogwarts.
Here's a little present from all of us at The Cosmic Laire!
An Ode to Uncle Vernon:
Oh, Uncle Vernon. Your time is due.
They made a LEGO Mini-fig out of you!
Nothing speaks success like being made into plastic.
Don't try and hide it, though your hat looks fantastic!
You're famous for a nephew that you treat like a rat.
You infuriated him so much, he made Aunt Marge fat!
You think you're all bad, with guns and guts galore.
But you're forgetting one thing:
"Don't be diss'n Albus Dumbledore!"
I'm David ... now where can I find some cake?